OKP Exclusive: Big Ghost's 12 FOH-est Moments Of 2012 (+ Hopes n Visions For 2013)

Ayo whattup you back in the presence of the mighty Hands Of Zeus aka the grand poetic Phantom Raviolis or Thor Molecules the panty melter aka Shampoo Bracelets or the one n only Galaxy Knuckes...but yall can call me Big Ghost namsayin. Live in the place to be we got a special treat for yall, namely:

12 Fuckouttaherest Moments of Last Year n My Hopes n Visions for 2013

Once again peace to my OKP family...but thats where it stops. Love is love but we gotta handle business right here...

Disclaimer: The views n shit in this muthafucka is all my owns…so that aint in no way a reflection of nobody other than myself n whatever whatever. No other man or woman or child represented heretofore n such hereby is sharin the opinion of the gentleman who be sayin the shit contained within namsayin. This muthafucka do be containin foul language n shit that might offend small children n old people n shit too.

Lets get this shit started...

12. Still No Album From Jay Electronica. 

Lets jus start wit the basics here... Now that its only the Stannest of Stans holdin they breath for that Detox joint...theres only this left. I stay hittin son up witta twit n askin him "what you waitin on?"... Ion een think he makes the connection to be honest yo. I be gettin the "Can I live?" n "Please chill" type responses n whatever from Jay...but the bottom line at the end of the day is I be shittin on him as a fan nahmean. Theres no disrespect intended...but he need to check his muthafuckin self n deliver that shit already. We jus want that Jay ElectRamadaanMuhammadAsalaamica shit to arrive from the heavens n save us from this treachery niggas is puttin us thru in the ratchet era yo. He ended up blessin us witta tracklist n whatever but that bout it. Who knows tho...maybe we gon get a single in 2013.

11. Big Sean Collabs Wit Jay-Z & Kanye

Now I dont mean no disrespect cuz...once again...we dealin witta dude who gotta very fragile ego here namsayin. And apparently son was feelin some kinda way on the radio when he got asked by my dude Charlamagne Tha God how he felt bout me callin him a condiment rapper. Watchin the video (above) I thought son was gon cry at first but he reacted instead. Its whatever tho...I dont kno that boy. But the question remains yo...how you gon have some caviar or some fly shit like that n throw a side of taco meat next to that b? "Clique" was actually a dope track but aint no way in hell that shit needed a verse from Medium Sean. Let him do a hook...whatever...son gotta feed his family n whatever. Thats all love...but we aint need a whole 16.

10. Chief Keef Vs Lupe

Now this shit was jus downright embarrassin. Keef was bein his usual unpredictable teenage self on twitter when he said he was gon smack Lupe over some dumb shit. What most yall dont kno is that Lu is a 25th degree black belt in like 8 different styles of martial arts or some shit so he could probably whoop that boy ass wit his eyelashes if he should so choose to do so...but instead he took the high road n said that he loves that nigga n that he gon retire from rap.... Oh. Cuz thats jus what a wise ol karate man should do in a situation like that apparently. Lupe shoulda kept it all the way real wit his fans n jus said he aint want one of Keef's crazy ass homeboys stabbin him in a Wendy's bathroom so he gon chill... That woulda been the more respectable reply.

9. Game Vs 40 Glocc

Once again this shit is jus embarrassin for anybody involved... Its two different sides to this shit so yall gotta use ya imaginations to basically come up wit ya own facts. Long story short...40 Glocc got ran up on at a party in the Hollywood Hills by former stripper Game n his crew. All you seen was son standin in some bushes gettin slapped around like a sucker by Jayceon n then runnin away. 40 Glocc says that n**gas had they burners drawn on him while Jayceon gave him the business n that was why he aint lay the n**ga out.. but who really knows. Accordin to Game he was able to pull out his phone n take the video wit his non-punchin hand while shootin the fair one wit zero help. Somebody lyin... But 40 Glocc took the L when he decided he was gon press charges. That aint gangster dog.

8. Meek Mill Vs Cassidy

If its anything worse than some beef that leads to n**gas gettin into some unnecessary violence its some beef that leads to some wack ass diss tracks. This shit was destined for trashness soon as you saw who was on the card. First off this aint een Meek's habitat right here b. Robert knew that shit too but still opened his mouth n invited either Cassidy or Murda Mook or whoever else wanted to battle him to come get ate. Thats if they was willin to put up a 100k cuz apparently thats how much it costs to battle Meek these days nahmean. When Barry somehow gassed hisself into thinkin he could scrape together 100 stacks n make it official Meek got shook n said what he REALLY wanted was to see Cass n Mook battle...not him. Since that time both these fools done dropped some duds n threw a couple aight jabs at the other. But between Meek makin it bout his racks n racks n Cassidy spittin like he in Fearless Four over beats that dont match his flow at all this beef  jus been some grade F cattle.

7. Fuckin Problems

Maybe its jus me but I think this song is all the way trash yo. The hook...the verses...the beat sounds like some shit L'Trimm would use for a comeback. Ionno...shit is jus wack. Then I seen the video n shit jus got worse...Aubrey lookin like a straight bozo doin way too much wit his hands n Rocky n Kendrick rockin matchin outfits... 2 Chainz wack ass hook aint helpin a damn thing. But maybe thats jus me.

6. Snoop Lion

Maybe Snoop jus runnin outta ways to disappoint his day-one fans... The man who ended up becomin a empty hollow shell of the n**ga who had finally found his grown man niche n started droppin consistently subpar music after makin a comeback from fallin off as one of the best in the West n droppin one of the worst follow ups to a classic debut n hands down the worst third album by any rapper in history especially after bein one of  the most popular rappers on earth n the co-creator of 2 back-to-back historic stone cold 5 Zeus Slap classics decided that if he couldnt change the game no more he could at least change his name some more. Fuck. No. Snoop. Its cool if you wanna reinvent yaself as the reincarnation of Bob Marley (his words not mine yo) but thinkin this muthafcukin name gon stick? ...you crazy b

5. Lil Wayne Threatens Lawyers

Wasnt so much bout WHAT he did/said but that he actually thought he COULD do/say it n n**gas would take him serious. Truth be told it was some funny shit...but get the fuck out here Wayne.

4. Drake's Aaliyah Obsession

Is it possible to stalk dead people? Ionno. Son is so obsessed wit the late great Ms Haughton that he got her face tatted on his back n then decided he was gon get his Afeni Shakur on n executive produce his own Aaliyah album wit no permission from her estate or involvement from Timbaland or Missy or anybody that actually worked wit her in real life.. This shit had DMX n a whole lotta other muthafuckas heated n wantin to punch Aubrey in his beige face yo... but thats neither here nor there. The fuckery had already come to fruition in the form of "Enough Said"...which aint make much noise for some shit that caused a whole lot of controversy in the first place. Who knows if the Kitten Whisperer plannin on finishin a whole album of that shit in 2013 but if he do somebody gotta put hands on this muthafucka for it b. Straight up.

3. Wyclef's Motorcycle Pic

Definitely aint gotta explain this one to you...yall on ya own.

2. Tyga

In a era where we got rhyme florists like Drake n Wiz Khagina pumpin fabric softener into the airwaves...not to mention struggle hoppers like the human Croc shoe J Cole...or bullshit ass music bein made left n right by ALL these major artists that be hoggin up the spotlight...its kinda hard to compete namsayin. As in: compete to be the biggest dickhead in all of rap music. But Tyga done found countless muthafuckin ways to prove how useless he is as a human being STILL. From that video exposin him as the Compton fraud we already knew he was who actually grew up out in the valley where either one of his parents could take him to soccer practice in a Range Rover to him talmbout plans to star in his own pornos to droppin the wackest muthafuckin music known to man to him wifin n knockin up strippers...sons L collection was lookin kinda heavy. So I dont think this shit counts as a moment...but its my damn list n I think the n**ga still earned this spot.

1. Chris Bosh's Champagne Bukkake Celebration

Finally theres this shit. What happens when the most suspect athlete on the planet wins a league championship? Chris Bosh got ya answer right here son. It aint so much the fact that son wanted to spray champagne on hisself...I mean even thats type questionable behavior b...usually niggas jus splash that shit round the room n whatever whatever. Its more the fact that son stood there in front of cameras on national tv n poured that shit on hisself wit his mouth agape n shit...lookin like he was havin a muthafuckin orgasm n then niggas started splashin more on his face... Basically the shit was jus uncomfortable to watch. Even the biggest Heat fan/degenerate would tell you that that was some YMCMB type shit right there. That was the entire Drake catalog combustin into a fiery Cats musical performed by the US mens gymnastics team in the form of one man celebratin a victory. Fuckouttahere wit that shit.

There you have it. Aint no doubt that a whole lotta trash was prevailin in 2012 nahmean. We had a few bright moments of light come shinin thru...but overall 2011 was a better year for hip-hop. Shit took a step back last year so what I hope is that we can learn from the past n make shit right in 2013. That starts wit the audience b. That shit dont start wit the artists. Rappers jus wanna make doe. You ignore the trash they release n you given em a reason to step up they product. You ignore the beef n bullshit they be usin to draw attention to theyselves n you forcin em to keep the shit bout music n stop hidin behind gimmicks. You got ultimate control over what yall be givin hits n youtube views too. In the end its jus entertainment...but you gotta have integrity in art namsayin. Lets make it a good year. Peace n love. Now get the fuck up out my face.

Aight peace.