Pharoahe Monch Answers "The Questions" For Okayplayer TV

Who would suck more as mayor of NY--Anthony Wiener of Eliot Spitzer? Do you pop & lock in the mirror? Can people born under the astrological sign of Scorpio really bend time and see the future? What character from The Cosby Show do you relate to most? These are "The Questions"--the questions that keep us up at night, and apparently they keep arguably-most-underrated-MC-of-all-time Pharoahe Monch up at night, too. Or at least he's thought about them before, because he was able to answer all these and more when we put him on the spot in front of the cameras for this Okayplayer TV interview. Or maybe he's just used to thinking on his feet and could answer any random-ass set of questions you threw at him. Either way, everybody's Top 10 MC has replies which are sure to surprise you, particularly the answer to the ultimate and arguably the ahem, weightiest, of "The Questions"; decoding the lyrics of Monch's immortal hip-hop anthem "Simon Says" to ask: which girls did you really want to see rub on her titties? That one is guaranteed to bug you out...unless you are a much sicker puppy than anybody ever suspected. Watch below:

Videographers: Brad Ogbonna + Allison Swank

Editor: Allison Swank