Run The Jewels Spread The Joy Of 'A Christmas F*cking Miracle'

We have certain yuletide fantasies in the OKP workshop– the number one being that Killer Mike would show up to our Holiday Jam in full Santa attire. It didn't happen. But something else quite holly jolly just did. With four days to go before the big day, two-headed rapper-eating monster Run The Jewels (winners of our Top Album of 2013 title) have turned their truth-spitting seasonal standout "A Christmas F*cking Miracle" into a real life retro holiday card directed by Joey Garfield. It's all that and a bag of Ebenezer Mike and El 'Tiny Tim' P. Witness the gift of tuff giving below and let us know if you have any guess about that secret handshake.