Of Course Drake Threw Himself Another Bar Mitzvah For His 31st Birthday

Mazel tov?

Even if yourebukeDrake's hold onpopculture, there areprecisely threethingswe allknow beyonda measurable doubtof the man:he's half-rapper, half-Jewish and full-spectacle.Which is to say, as one-time Jewish child and current rap star, birthdays, particularly those with the numbers 1 and 3, are and always have been vital to his constitution and standing in the covenant. And, of course, offer the perfect moment to flex.

So when it came to celebrating his 31st born day, we should have expected a 6-God-level event. Sure enough, according toComplex, dude flipped a dinner at LA's Catch into an all-night affair at the Hunter S. Thompson-inspired club, Poppy, or, for this particular evening "Papi" per the birthday boy's request. There, October's Very Own threw himself a "re-bar mitzvah," complete with requisite signing board, vendors, dancers in cheerleading garb and all of the famous people. Like, every single one of them. The occasionwas even blessed by a rare performance from Dennis Graham, brother of Larry, father of Aubrey.

Some of the evening's merriments were captured on Instagram, which you can see below. Here's hoping everyone has this much to smile about at 31 years old.