LL Cool J Explained the Meaning of "Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag" & You'll Probably Never Be Able to Listen to The Song Again
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Let's get LL on Genius ASAP.
Over the weekend, LL Cool J took to Twitter to correct some misinterpreted bars he had seen on lyric sites.
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He started with "Headsprung," an unintentionally hilarious verse in its own right. Subsequently, he went into the archives to prove that at some point he was, in fact, called Big Elly.
\u201cHead sprung intro.. FYI.\n\nThey call me \u201cBig Elly\u201d \n\u201ca bit silly\u201dbut BIG money\u201d \n\u201cBIG really\u201d\ud83d\udcb0When I\u2019m sliding in the Martin (Aston) you hear me.\ud83d\udd08\ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udd08I be slicing w/ these bars so you fear me. Lemme RIP it up for cuz in the back. \ud83d\udcaa\ud83c\udffe\nLemme flip I put a buzz \u201c\ud83d\udd2b\u201d in your hat.\u201d— LLCOOLJ (@LLCOOLJ) 1568973549
Then, he moved on to his now-infamous verse on Craig Mack's "Flavor in Ya Ear" remix.
\u201cIsssssSHEeeeeeee BlowTicious....\n\n(can she get busy?)\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udf46\n\nSki \u201cV\u201d. \n\n(Car rides smooth like it\u2019s on skis).... \n\nDelicious ... \n\nGive me cous cous \u201c\ud83d\udca6 \ud83c\udf51 \u201c \n\nLove me good. \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udcaa\ud83c\udffe\n\nMmmm damm! Hollis to Hollywood ?\n\n( sexin the whole trip) \n\nbut is he good ? Lol\u201d— LLCOOLJ (@LLCOOLJ) 1569022773
Things were getting weird enough before started to explain "Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings," one of the singles from his 14 Shots to the Dome album.
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That's where things took a hard left turn into the abyss.
\u201c@llcoolj Waiting on you to explain Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings...\u201d— LLCOOLJ (@LLCOOLJ) 1569022773
\u201c\u201cPink Cookies in a plastic bag \u201d \n\nis when you literally turn the \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udca6 inside out.\n\n(looks like pink cookies lol)\n\nGetting \u201ccrushed by buildings\u201d.\n\nIs standing/carrying your (sex) partner \n\nthen tossing them on the bed at the HEIGHT of the \u201cO\u201d \ud83d\udca6\ud83d\ude32\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd70\u201d— LLCOOLJ (@LLCOOLJ) 1569139848
Yeah. So, unless we're reading this wrong, according to LL "Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings" is about Rectal Prolapse. (Here is a totally safe for work site explaining what that is. We encourage you not to Google Image any of this.)
Of course, fans of LL on Twitter were disturbed by this.
\u201c@llcoolj I used to love this song as a kid, and now I don't know how to feel\u201d— LLCOOLJ (@LLCOOLJ) 1569139848
None— LLCOOLJ (@LLCOOLJ) 1569139848
Interestingly enough, LL gave a very different meaning of "Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings two years ago while appearing on Drink Champs. That story was much more PG.
LL says — for some god-forsaken reason — there are more song breakdowns to come.